#nothowthisworks

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nothowthisworks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:12 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:12 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #nothowthisworks.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~30329 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • Wait, it's even MORE incoherent than that. Because he's saying that CONGRESS COULD PASS A LAW constraining the President's ability to strip security clearance. That Congress could speak where the Constitution is already and yet not also be

    Cathy Gellis@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-05-14 13:58 UTCView post →

  • #FacepalmJesus #NotHowThisWorks #disappointed_deities

    SherBeareth@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-12-22 10:26 UTCView post →

  • Oh, cool, just apply it to my overdue balance and we're fine. #NotHowThisWorks

    Mike@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22025-08-28 20:26 UTCView post →

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