#notmidlife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notmidlife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 17:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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You may well think ‘I can stick that Snickers bar between some bread in the Breville. What’s the worst that could happen?’ Burning sugar napalm with broiling peanuts is the answer, reader. A mistake you only make once. #Breville #NotMidlife
Will it be edible? Will it melt? Will it be napalm? This is the delightful gamble of the Breville. Only time will tell. #Breville #NotMidlife
Of all the things acquired over this festive period? I’m disproportionately enthusiastic about the arrival of an air fryer and a Breville sandwich toaster. I wish that I could blame this on some deeper progression into middle age. That woul
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