#notmyproblem

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notmyproblem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
35
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 35
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 35

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTC
1
07-22
0
07-23
1
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTC
#notmyproblemthough
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notmyproblemdotcom
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notmyproblemanymore
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notmyproblemmmm
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notmyproblemyet
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 35 public posts (spanning ~73085 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (29) · Ido (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • When you happen to check LinkedIn, even though you were retired from your last job, and you see a position advertised by someone in your network. The position appears to be your last job, now paying 10-20% more than when you were discontinu

    T Alex Beamish@talexb♥ 3↻ 02025-05-05 01:48 UTCView post →

  • @JessTheUnstill i never log in to any of their services, so i really do not care whatsoever if they ban me. Work would be chaos and i don't care about that either #notMyProblem

    catraxx :antifa:@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-07-22 06:49 UTCView post →

  • The Feeling When you know about easily exploitable critical RCE vulns yet the security team endlessly debates whether to fix a low severity vuln. #infosec #notmyproblem

    GeneralX ⏳@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-24 21:34 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notmyproblem