#notpayingattention
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notpayingattention from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:28 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:28 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #notpayingattention.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~27489 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 1.8
Top of the latest posts
tfw I discover I bought food yesterday with a best before date of today because I thought Dec 18 was a long way in the future. Oop. #NotPayingAttention
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #multitasking #notpayingattention #boringmeetings #distracted #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
#scrum #scrumteam #disassociate #doomscrolling #SocialMedia #multitasking #notpayingattention #boringmeetings #distracted #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
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