#notreallyjoking
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notreallyjoking from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:15 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #notreallyjoking.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~24404 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
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Top of the latest posts
Since I'll have to find $2k+ to move anyway, why not just find $5k for a downpayment on a condo & have a place of my *own* again? If I'm going to be dreaming of the moon anyway, why not dream of a good seat at least? Even with condo-fees &
New study finds 37% of dog owners are stupid. https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/dog-autism-37-of-us-dog-owners-buy-into-anti-vaccine-nonsense/ #humour #humor #NotReallyJoking #dogs
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