#nowihavetwoproblems
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nowihavetwoproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~13179 hours).
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Top of the latest posts
Just saw someone use "regexpert". Gonna have to remember that one. #programming #RegEx #RegularExpression #expert #TwoProblems #NowIHaveTwoProblems #NowYouHaveTwoProblems #regexpert
@ansuz My advice is to think of it as a misspelling of "git freebase". They're both things that you probably shouldn't be doing on a regular basis. #freebase #git #problem #NowIHaveTwoProblems
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