#NukeTheWhales
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NukeTheWhales from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 03:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 03:53 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #nukethewhales.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 03:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~8209 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Why an #EMP Attack is Worse than You Think #NukeTheWhales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp6TkNCaekA
14 years ago, the Swiss band Strozzini created a strange song called "Nuke the whales", which after a week like this really depicts my mood... Luckily it's finally Friday and I still don't have a weapons permit 🤪 https://youtu.be/Ey9tNA0dL
What Happens AFTER Nuclear War? https://youtu.be/LrIRuqr_Ozg?si=JB9aauB4BoowScng #NukeTheWhales
#nukethewhales across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #nukethewhales straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nukethewhales