#OhGodWhatNow
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #OhGodWhatNow from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 09:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 09:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~29856 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (22) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
@mjr Someone on the #OhGodWhatNow podcast recently said that local groups are the one thing Facebook still does well, and I'd agree there are a couple of groups I follow on Facebook that are decent. Sure, Facebook only tells you about time-
Gonna need a thicker pad of blank red notices. #OhGodWhatNow #MoronInChief #RedNotice #ICC #USPol #WheresJackSmith
Ah yes, Donald Trump, who is famously pro-national parks (being sold off for his own personal profit) I can't imagine a more suitable day to have free entrance to National Parks instead of MLK day, except perhaps Hitler's birthday #uspol #n
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