#paperstrawssuck

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #paperstrawssuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:41 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:41 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #paperstrawssuck.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:41 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~6187 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 2.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Paper straws suck usability-wise and accessibility-wise, but at least they're good for the environment, right? Right?... Wrong. Turns out, they contain PFAS, which are known as "forever chemicals", meaning they break down very slowly over t

    Vivia 🦆🍵:rustacean_ferris:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 62023-08-25 20:54 UTCView post →

  • Want to save the planet? Don’t bother giving me a paper straw. It’s going straight in the recycling. #PaperStrawsSuck

    James Chadbourne@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-01-28 21:06 UTCView post →

  • How many people HATE paper straws? You should. They're terrible. Maybe not for the reasons you hate them, but they're fucking terrible, and we should complain about them, refuse them, and NOT use them, ever. Don't misunderstand, as much as

    Patrick@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12022-12-11 01:53 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/paperstrawssuck