#patchyourshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #patchyourshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:03 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #patchyourshit.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~17592 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (39)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Server VM Shuffle Dance for Patch Day :neko_dancing_nya: #WindowsUpdate #patchtuesday #PatchYourShit
Trimble Releases Security Updates to Address a Vulnerability in Cityworks Software https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/alerts/2025/02/07/trimble-releases-security-updates-address-vulnerability-cityworks-software #PatchYourShit
#Fortinet Releases Security Updates for Multiple Products https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/alerts/2025/01/14/fortinet-releases-security-updates-multiple-products #PatchYourShit
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