#pleasethepalate
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pleasethepalate from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 04:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 04:48 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #pleasethepalate.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 04:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~1246 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
I braved the traffic of Los Angeles to head downtown this week. It took more than an hour and a half to drive 10 miles, which was frustrating. I arrived at the Proper Hotel in downtown LA and took the elevator to the Penthouse floor, feelin
The holidays are here and that means lots of bottles of sparkling wine are being popped. While many are opening Champagne, Cava, Prosecco, or perhaps a California sparkling wine, I opened up an American sparkling wine. It was the first rele
First the label caught my eye and made me smile. A girl is standing on rocks, surrounded by water, holding a flower with the wind blowing. That is the label of Turning Tide Wines. But then I took a sip of the wine. Light and fresh but with
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