#procrastinationhero
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #procrastinationhero from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 23:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 23:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~1000 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
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Top of the latest posts
🚨Breaking news: The CVE funding crisis was averted, proving once again that procrastination is the true hero of our time. Apparently, the key to cybersecurity is waiting until the last minute to scrape together spare change from CISA’s cou
🎲✨ Behold the thrilling adventures of "Divisionless Random Numbers": a tale where Tony battles the perilous bloat of code copies, attempting to tame the wild creature known as "pcg32rand1". Spoiler alert: his ultimate weapon is procrastina
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