#professionalenshitifier
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #professionalenshitifier from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:02 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #professionalenshitifier.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
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Languages: English (1)
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#professionalenshitifier : so as to play on the neologism #enshitification and #internetenshitification In French it gives "les emmerdifieurs professionnels" and it is not really a neologism at all ;-) just a variation on a very common them
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