#selfproclaimedguru
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #selfproclaimedguru from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:41 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #selfproclaimedguru.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~5604 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
👾🎉 Oh, look! Another self-proclaimed tech guru who "writes about build systems" and wants us to know he's just having "fun" while making everyone else feel "super small." 🙄 Because nothing screams "I'm not competing" more than humble bra
🤡 Oh, look! Yet another self-proclaimed guru who thinks they're the first to discover that email is important! 🚀 "Become unbannable" sounds like the digital version of "Become a Jedi Master," but with more spam and less lightsaber action.
🚀 Oh, look! Another self-proclaimed code guru has discovered a shiny toy and wants us all to know how enlightened they are now. 🙄 Two decades of git experience, but it took Jujutsu to realize commits should be intentional? 🥴 Please, tell
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