#shavingisforchumps
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So I ran out of hot water after my miserably tepid bath and avoided having a THIRD shave of the year. Happy to report that the returning beard is therefore being allowed to now flourish naturally. 🙂 #beard #DontShave #ShavingIsForChumps
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