#shinyobjectsyndrome

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shinyobjectsyndrome from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:20 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:20 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #shinyobjectsyndrome.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:20 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~20932 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • We constantly confuse motion with momentum. Designing architecture or mapping out new ideas feels productive, but it’s just a cheap dopamine hit. When execution gets hard, our brains seek an exit. Every time you abandon a project for a shin

    Abdullah Ahmad@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-07 18:22 UTCView post →

  • The only thing I have more of than social f*cking accounts is URL f*cking shorteners. Why? I don't know. Because I can? Who the f*ck knows. I'm insane. #ShinyObjectSyndrome #ADHD #Nutzo

    Seth is Pissed@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-11-17 19:07 UTCView post →

  • #ShinyObjectSyndrome. @mattferrell

    Richard R Lee@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-01-17 14:24 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shinyobjectsyndrome