#ShitMyMumSays
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ShitMyMumSays from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 14:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 14:40 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shitmymumsays.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 14:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~28313 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (15) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
#TheBallotOrTheBullet #MalcolmX full speech UPDATE: #ShitMyMumSays, after seeing my post she said 'Don't forget this is before he went to Mecca. 'Probably if he was born in 2000, his emphasis would probably be how the grassroots of all colo
#ShitMyMumSays 'I don't give a shit that #Sunak is pretty. He's a #ToryShit' Labour MP #ZarahSultana for #CoventrySouth from #NovaraMedia rightly called him unfit to be Prime Minister https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=SqrOQVoAV7w
What was it I said about #GreasyGavinNewsom? In a word, he's PURE TRASH! #IHIPNews: #GavinNewsom WALKS BACK His Attack on #ICE While NEW Reports of MURDERS Surface?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRU0bLmQxc&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D My mum's ex-pat
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