#shittyfacts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shittyfacts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #shittyfacts.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~1316 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
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Top of the latest posts
The sphincter is an amazing organ. It can distinguish between a solid, a gas, or a liquid. This is known as POOPRIOCEPTION. #ShittyFacts #💩
Personal automobile usage up 3% due to increased adrenaline from reduced visibility in all this smoke. #ShittyFacts #PostYourAirQuality
The UV Index is so low because the sun can't get to us through all this smoke. #ShittyFacts #PostYourAirQuality
#shittyfacts across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #shittyfacts straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shittyfacts