#smartkettle
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #smartkettle from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #smartkettle.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~16488 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 4.4
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Top of the latest posts
Finally, #SmartKettle is a breakthrough for built-in obsolescence. The commodity kettle is simple and durable, even in its cheapest form; but smart kettle adds electronics, whose inherent vulnerability is multiplied by several orders of mag
THREAD: "#SmartKettle" was a new concept to me when I saw an advert. So I googled. It appears to be a brilliant example of a solution in search of a problem. I am not against improvement, and when I sat down to think about it, I was surpris
@masukomi @Binder Imagine what happens in a house filled with ADHDers - I can tell you if you want. We have lost at least one induction cooker that way. Stopped counting kettles. We need one of those electronic ones that shut itself off I g
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