#stupidme
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #stupidme from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~66807 hours).
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Languages: English (5) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Deadlocks are nasty. Spent three evenings (~12 hours) hunting a bug in an embedded network stack, blaming its messy implementation… only to find the deadlock was in my code, surfacing first in the network stack with a limited blast radius.
How stupid can someone be? Me, yes! 😎 I just learned that I didn't had covid the whole time (that's why no symptoms at all) ... sometimes reading a manual helps... 🤷♂️🤭😂 #nocovid #covid #stupidme
Is anyone old enough to remember BBSs? Before IRC? I was trying to remember my first kind of "online" experience. My dad showed me how to get into BBSs. I was trying to write a paper on the Invasion of Grenada, sooo about 1984? I used to go
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