#SuckUps
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SuckUps from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #suckups
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 23:25 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 23:25 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 23:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~11905 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 2.8
Top of the latest posts
Trump brags world leaders are ‘kissing my ass … Please, Sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything. I’ll do anything, Sir’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tariff-ass-kissing-nrcc-hannibal-b2729968.html Anyone che
WTF! #ColumbiaUniversity Revokes Degrees From Some #ProPalestine Campus #Protesters Along with multi-year suspensions and expulsions, it’s unclear how many students and graduates are impacted. By Jessica Corbett, March 14, 2025 https://trut
Donald:: "Smart people dont like me" STOP INVITING HIM TO THESE EVENTS #SuckUps
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