#teachyourchildrenwell
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #teachyourchildrenwell from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 22:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 22:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #teachyourchildrenwell.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 22:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~20964 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Forgot the best line! The first guy, my old work compatriot humblebragged that his 2-yearold grandson, when he needs to toilet, says, he has to "take a Trump"! #TeachYourChildrenWell
Elvis, his alien toy, and old-school Forgotten Realms. Lore learning through near-field osmosis. #DnD #TTRPGs #TeachYourChildrenWell
a BIG friend party tonight with a bartender and a pizza truck and axe throwing — and my kid KNOWS it’s mostly a Bud Lite/hard-liquor mixed drinks crowd. So she shows up with #stout beer just for ME! My girl, she knows, and takes care of, he
#teachyourchildrenwell across platforms
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