#thecynicsguidetolife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thecynicsguidetolife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 18:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 18:37 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thecynicsguidetolife.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 18:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~168 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
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Top of the latest posts
#TheCynicsGuideToLife for 1/1 — New Year's Day: #Humor #Cynicism Follow for more or visit: https://cynicsguidetolife.com
#TheCynicsGuideToLife for 12/25 — Christmas: "Don't be excited when you get a gift. It's just an opportunity for them to judge you for your gift." #Humor #Cynicism Subscribe for more at: cynicsguidetolife.com
#TheCynicsGuideToLife for 12/24 — Christmas Eve: "Yes, it's Christmas Eve. No, we're not interested in your flaunting of gifts you got to open early." #Humor #Cynicism Subscribe for more at: cynicsguidetolife.com
#thecynicsguidetolife across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thecynicsguidetolife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
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