#thesleepisaslowstory
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thesleepisaslowstory from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 18:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 18:35 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thesleepisaslowstory.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 18:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~9864 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
10pm and not much further. Slightly detached, slightly dissociated, trying to let these hours float while day's but a memory already and sleep still as unreal and elusive as any dream to maybe follow. Steps echoing through the narrow street
Closing in on 11pm. Heavy eyelids. Small pupils. Narrow thoughts. Attention on essential needs, with just a vague idea which that might be right now. The street, ignoring late hours, is waking to new life, people flood out of a crowded bus,
Viel später: Flüchtiges Navigieren durch offene Tickets und neue Kommentare. Dem Berg beim Wachsen zusehen. Wiederaufnahme des Kontaktes mit dem anderen Ende des Tages, um den Kurs zwischen den Punkten noch einmal nachzuvollziehen. Kühle, a
#thesleepisaslowstory across platforms
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