#thingsthatmakemesmile
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thingsthatmakemesmile from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:38 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thingsthatmakemesmile.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-10 03:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 21 public posts (spanning ~23556 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (21)
Avg boosts / post: 7.2
Top of the latest posts
This is Charlie. He was waiting for his person at the supermarket, and I was eating a pie. Charlie strongly indicated his willingness to accept the pie, but took my refusal to comply with good grace, apart from drooling on me and covering m
I think my gardening glove just tried to propose to me? I was gardening, wearing an old pair of gloves I've had for years and no one else has worn. As I was working (pulling out some weeds) I suddenly felt something on the ring finger of my
I got my father's computer working again! As a reward, this gorgeous creature tried to trick me into petting his tummy so that he could claw and bite me. I don't mind. It's like being savaged by a small, furry dragon. #today #ThingsThatMake
#thingsthatmakemesmile across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thingsthatmakemesmile straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thingsthatmakemesmile