#unfuckingmyhabitat
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #unfuckingmyhabitat from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 00:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 00:10 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #unfuckingmyhabitat.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 00:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~6.9 hours).
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Languages: English (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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Top of the latest posts
I made progress! Not as much as I would have liked but isn't it always thus. #UnfuckingMyHabitat
HOWEVER behold now my living room. Hopefully it takes less than 2 weeks to do the entire rest of the apartment, because I have to go back to work a week from this Monday! I will update when I have an after photo. #UnfuckingMyHabitat
It's taken me 2 weeks of on and off cleaning to get my kitchen looking like this. I didn't take before photos because frankly it was embarrassing. I've been scrubbing grease and dirt off the floor, the door jambs, the cupboards. #UnfuckingM
#unfuckingmyhabitat across platforms
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