#wafflehouseteleport
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wafflehouseteleport from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wafflehouseteleport
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-06 19:28 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-06 19:28 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wafflehouseteleport.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-06 19:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~368 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 2
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Top of the latest posts
In my late teens, I cooked for waffle house, 10pm to 6am. I have seen many people that would likely claim to have teleported sit in the booths. I can assure you very few of them actually did. #wafflehouse #wafflehouseteleport #teleport #USp
LMAO the Tumblr trans community is mad bcs of Phillips using the waffle house teleporter. #wafflehouseteleport
The problem with #teleporting is, you get cloned (another time!) and your old clone dies a horrible death. #wafflehouse #wafflehouseteleport
#wafflehouseteleport across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wafflehouseteleport straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wafflehouseteleport