#wearecooked

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wearecooked from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:46 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
1
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:46 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #wearecooked.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:46 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~11520 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • Yeah, but it's not climate change. #WeAreCooked France evacuates Cap Ferret peninsula and Spain’s Sanchez warns of ‘dramatic situation’ as wildfires spread – Europe live https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jul/24/france-spain-wildfi

    JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-07-24 09:42 UTCView post →

  • In the AI race, Microsoft's emissions jump https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/climate-lab/in-the-ai-race-microsofts-emissions-jump/ You can always count on #Microsoft. 😎 #AI #TechBros #Environment #Planet #Billionaires #Earth #Water

    Don Hawkins - W7DAH@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-09 16:45 UTCView post →

  • Just threads of Facebook comments—a hundred replies long—in which both sides of a heated debate exclusively direct-quote AI summaries that are wrong. #Cyberpunk20xx #NoAI #uspol #WeAreCooked #OneWayOut

    Cullen Thomas@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-02-07 09:47 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wearecooked