#weCantHaveNiceThings

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #weCantHaveNiceThings from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
8
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 8
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 8
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:10 UTC
0
07-27
0
07-28
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07-29
0
07-30
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07-31
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08-01
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08-02

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:10 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #wecanthavenicethings.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:10 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~44272 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (6) · Spanish (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • More weird signs from the community college. Has there been a generational exodus from the accepted norms of toilet paper usage? And when did people begin using public access water fountains to dump food? #CommunityCollege #stateschools #no

    Skwerlgyrl :squirrel_photo: 🐿️@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-06-22 23:35 UTCView post →

  • https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/star-trek-starfleet-academy-canceled-season-2-1236696816/ Malas noticias, Trekkies... #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #WeCantHaveNiceThings #FirstLowerDecksNowThis

    Mistheart@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 32026-03-23 18:36 UTCView post →

  • @oliver Hach, meinen 15 Jahre alten Fernseher hat Samsung schon vor Jahren entsmartet und da läuft jetzt Kodi vor. SmartTV sollten eigentlich DeprecatableTVs heißen. Jetzt offenbar StalkerTVs. #WeCantHaveNiceThings 🫤

    🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmann@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-12-14 18:19 UTCView post →

#wecanthavenicethings across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #wecanthavenicethings straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wecanthavenicethings