#whatafail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatafail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:10 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whatafail.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~20167 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: French (1) · Finnish (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
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Top of the latest posts
Damn. Time magazine names the orange abomination "person of the year", AGAIN. I was so hoping it would be Gisèle Pelicot. #TimePersonOfTheYear #WhatAFail
« Le jeu qui s’arrête quand vous clignez des yeux » (via #WhataFail #BeforeYourEyes #Games) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY62-H45WAM
Abus. Ein Fahrradschloss für Kinder. Mit 'nem Auto dran. #whatafail #abus https://shop.zweirad-stadler.de/fahrrad-teile/kinderrad-zubehoer/schloesser/abus-my-first-abus-1510-60-kinder-fahrradschloss.html
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