#whathappens
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whathappens from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~13399 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
@mattsheffield Queue up the news story of this person doing what they are ranting about. #WhatHappens
#AlsoNotice: #TheCompleteAbsence of #LotRO... #IT's a #Shame that #SSG couldn't find a #CompetentPerson to #Manage their #RacistHomophobes; but, that's #WhatHappens when you #Employ #MiserableMorons and #LetThem #RunRampant on your #ShoddyG
Here's a #GoodQuestion... #WhatHappens when you owe US$44bn and the #Company you #NotionallyAcquired is #Now only #Worth <US$8bn...? That #SpaceKaren... What a #Genius...?! 🧙⚔️ 🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕ https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110541439484
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