#whereismysupervisor

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whereismysupervisor from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
3.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 07:22 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29
0
07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 07:22 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #whereismysupervisor.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 07:22 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~30106 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 1

Top of the latest posts

  • Cooks asparagus in tinfoil. Sets some on plate. Gets fork. Sits on couch with plate on leg, eats asparagus with fingers and completely ignores fork. ☝️I try, you guys, but I think I may have to come to terms with the fact I am mostly feral

    Valerie Roney@[email protected]♥ 26↻ 22025-06-09 21:10 UTCView post →

  • Pffft! I just had a golden #whereIsMySupervisor moment. I was walking around the house with my juice, decided to put away the clothes drying rack with one hand. Got my arm stuck in the fold but couldn't do anything, because juice hand. So I

    Valerie Roney@[email protected]♥ 23↻ 42026-03-14 00:34 UTCView post →

  • In an epic #whereIsMySupervisor moment, today I lost my pants. Like couldn't find them anywhere. Did I wash them? Did I put them away? Where would I have decided away was? It was big mystery. Am happy to report, eventually found my pants. N

    Valerie Roney@[email protected]♥ 22↻ 02025-09-06 20:12 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whereismysupervisor