#whyyyyyy
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whyyyyyy from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~18500 hours).
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So our printer kicked the bucket a couple of days ago. This makes me sad because I have to get a new one now and I've come to the conclusion that printers are haunted are come directly from hell to punish us for our transgressions, real or
I posit that app icons serve 2 purposes. 1. Ideally, to convey some aspect of what the app does. 2. To provide a consistent visual for the user to make it easy to find the app on a crowded field of icons. So, having said that, WHY THE FUCK
HEY LAZYFED! Who sucks least these days at multi-node wifi? (Be aware that the answer is NOT, repeat NOT ASUS, due to their "eh, dgaf, diaf" reaction to botnet-enabling security flaws.) Thanks! #networking #wifi #wireless #intranet #lan #Me
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