#youhaveonejob
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #youhaveonejob from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #youhaveonejob
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 11:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 11:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #youhaveonejob.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 11:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~58465 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6) · German (2) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Nee dpd, ik wil jullie app niet. Bezorg gewoon het pakketje zeg. #appwoede #YouHaveOneJob
Doncha just love paying a delivery firm for their "next day" delivery service... only for them to claim "we missed you today" ... yeah, you missed me by not actually coming to my home. If you don't do that, I doubt you're going to find me.
Buh bye Jake. You’re a waste of a roster spot. #youhaveONEjob #gobirds
#youhaveonejob across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #youhaveonejob straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youhaveonejob