#youmustbekiddingme
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #youmustbekiddingme from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #youmustbekiddingme
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 22:49 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 22:49 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #youmustbekiddingme.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 22:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~21525 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Honestly, I think ChatGPT is only going to improve the quality of web content... Just look at this wonderful example. Who the **** even gets paid to publish this garbage? #Web #Journalism #Tech #IT #Nonformation #Garbage #Bullshit #WTF #You
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#youmustbekiddingme across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #youmustbekiddingme straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youmustbekiddingme