#zerobraincells
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #zerobraincells from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:12 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #zerobraincells.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 16:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~17762 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
The world’s most patient cat returns for #Caturday. #CatsOfMastodon #ZeroBrainCells
🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because w
An early #Caturday picture of Puck, featuring @tammuz. #Orange #OrangeCat #Ginger #GingerCat #ZeroBrainCells
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