#donttrythis

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #donttrythis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:25 UTC
0
07-23
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07-24
0
07-25
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07-26
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07-27
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07-28
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07-29

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:25 UTC
#donttrythisathome
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythisathomefolks
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythiskids
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#DontTryThisAtYourMomsHome
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythisathomekiddies
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythiswithtranslate
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythisonebedroomtrick
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#donttrythisathomekids
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 13:25 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~23475 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (2) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Wenn man auf dem Dreiländereck höchst illegal die Drohne fliegen lässt, kommt dann dreimal die Polizei oder gar nicht? #DontTryThis #flub25 #regel17

    Oliver Brandmüller@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-09-29 10:42 UTCView post →

  • I knew that mixing bleach and ammonia is a Bad Idea™. I did not know (until now) that it's about equally bad to mix it with vinegar (or any other strong acid). Either way, it will release chlorine gas, which you *really do not want to breat

    Kagan MacTane (he/him)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12024-07-17 01:14 UTCView post →

  • ngnngghggh the knob set screw is 100% rusted in place i've dropped evaporust and lubricant down into the hole. let's see what happens! [explosion] #DontTryThis #ActuallyGoAheadTryThis #WhyNot #WhatCouldGoWrong

    Solarbird :flag_cascadia:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-01-25 07:13 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/donttrythis