#donttrythisathome
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #donttrythisathome from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #donttrythisathome
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:48 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #donttrythisathome.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~16335 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (34) · German (4)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
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Don't tell the FCC... 🙂 CW operation encoded in music? This is a good watch. Songs that use Morse Code https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhpuNTM0-Z8 #hamradio #donttrythisathome
Mal was Ernstes: Hörsturz ist nicht lustig und kann zu dauerhaften Hörschäden führen. #DontTryThisAtHome #SchleFaZ #LezTröt #FediFaZ #DerLetzteLude #TeamNüchtern
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