#GrumpyCurmudgeon
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #GrumpyCurmudgeon from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 20:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 20:53 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #grumpycurmudgeon.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 20:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~11464 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
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Top of the latest posts
@jake4480 yeah, as a Millennial/X cusper, I am strongly against relying on search for all organization. #GrumpyCurmudgeon
>Be somebody trying to sell me something I don't want. >Ring the door bell a couple of times. >And knock loudly. You have already annoyed me on 3 accounts. 😠 >Start your spiel. Get asked: "Who are you and what do you want?" >Keep your spie
Apparently, it's "screaming load cars/motorcycles without a muffler" night... 🤬 #Curmudgeon #GrumpyCurmudgeon
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