#curmudgeon

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #curmudgeon from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 14:22 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
1
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 14:22 UTC
#curmudgeonly
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonghost
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonwisdom
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonypost
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#TechnoCurmudgeon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonintraining
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonsofmastodon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeoning
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonsrus
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeondev
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#GrumpyCurmudgeon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#curmudgeonlife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 14:22 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~11751 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • <gets back to soapbox> Same to the idiots who just started shooting of fireworks!!!!!!! <walks away grumbling> #OldPeopleOfMastodon #Curmudgeon

    Jason844 🙃@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02025-06-30 04:24 UTCView post →

  • <comes in off patio> <set up soap box> To all the idiots with loud motorcycles, cars, and trucks: GET A MUFFLER AND/OR JUST SHUT DA FAQ UP!!! Thank you for coming to my TED talk. <walks away grumbling> #OldPeopleOfMastodon #Curmudgeon

    Jason844 🙃@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 22025-06-30 04:23 UTCView post →

  • House was 66F this morning. 🥶 High is forecast as 65F. So I turned on the heat. With the cold front moving through, my sinus get annoyed. Ergo, woke up with a sinus headache. ☹️ Internet glitched last night. Had to reset the cable modem. �

    Jason844 🙃@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-05-16 18:45 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/curmudgeon