#needcoffeetomakecoffee
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #needcoffeetomakecoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 03:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 03:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~10925 hours).
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I have completed the initial test run and priming of the unit to ensure functionality. I shall now add the coffee grounds to produce the final product. #NeedCoffeeToMakeCoffee #NeedCoffee #Coffee #NotAwakeYet
H'lo (yawns, scratches bum) #goodMorning #needCoffeeToMakeCoffee
Forgot to put my coffee mug in the coffeemaker before turning it on. Lovely start to the day. #needcoffeetomakecoffee
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