#needcoffee

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #needcoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
1.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 13:09 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29
0
07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 13:09 UTC
#needcoffeee
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeeiv
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeetooperate
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeebeforemakingcoffee
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeeandbreakfast
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeetomakecoffee
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeebadly
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeefirst
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeetobraincoffee
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeenowv
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeeornewbrain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#needcoffeenow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 13:09 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~23833 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (37) · German (2)

Avg boosts / post: 1.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Good to know! „[…] caffeinated coffee was linked to reduced anxiety, improved vigilance and attention, as well as a reduced risk of inflammation.“ https://www.ucc.ie/en/advancement/alumni-benefits/bridge-newsletter/why-your-morning-brew-is-

    Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:@[email protected]♥ 14↻ 92026-06-29 13:07 UTCView post →

  • WEDNESDAY MORNING 7:40 A.M. #Amsterdam #SleepyHead #NeedCoffee

    Blank Frank@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 52025-01-29 11:29 UTCView post →

  • I have completed the initial test run and priming of the unit to ensure functionality. I shall now add the coffee grounds to produce the final product. #NeedCoffeeToMakeCoffee #NeedCoffee #Coffee #NotAwakeYet

    miroben@miroben♥ 4↻ 02024-11-28 14:33 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/needcoffee