#NotTheBee
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NotTheBee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #notthebee
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 00:21 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 00:21 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 00:21 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~42760 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 9.4
Top of the latest posts
SPLC has uncovered the legal names of various pseudonymous authors for the right-wing "satirical" news website The Babylon Bee and the closely related site Not the Bee, as well as info about former owner Seth Dillon's other business venture
#MikeJohnson just tried to correct the #Pope on what the bible says. :blobwaitaminute: #NotTheOnion #NotTheBee https://www.irishstar.com/news/pope-leo-maga-bible-trump-36668468
Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test https://blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autopilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/ #tesla #autopilot #selfdrivingcar #selfdrivingcars #supercruise #selfdrivinghell #selfdriving #lid
#notthebee across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notthebee straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notthebee