#nottheonion

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nottheonion from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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19
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
18
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.8
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:36 UTC
3
07-24
1
07-25
3
07-26
1
07-27
0
07-28
9
07-29
2
07-30

19 uses by 18 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:36 UTC
#nottheonionbutsortoftheonionafterall
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:36 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~345 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (8)

Avg boosts / post: 1

Top of the latest posts

  • I seriously assumed that this was a post from The Onion at first! #politics #hegseth #NotTheOnion

    Quasit@[email protected]♥ 27↻ 152026-07-15 21:39 UTCView post →

  • They're really going with this? It's... A "Pro Fascism Summit"? #nottheonion #canada #uspol #antifa #facism

    Maj - 🇨🇦@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 192026-07-16 15:20 UTCView post →

  • Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back https://lemmy.ml/post/50730354

    ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-30 04:43 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nottheonion