#pantsshitting

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pantsshitting from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:02 UTC
0
07-21
1
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:02 UTC
#pantsshittingphase
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#pantsshittingtime
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#pantsshittingcrew
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:02 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~12721 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • I Demand We Normalize Chewing With Your Mouth Open https://web.brid.gy/r/https://defector.com/i-demand-we-normalize-chewing-with-your-mouth-open

    Defector | The last good website. [Unofficial]@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-07-21 18:54 UTCView post →

  • > Over 99.9% of our pants shitting episodes has been due to spicy sushi. What do you think of that? Me: I think if your pants-shitting is climbing into the 1000’s you might want to reconsider a few more foundational things :hmm: By the way,

    Josh (I fight for the users!)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-02-06 17:36 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pantsshitting