#shitmypants

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #shitmypants from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:19 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:19 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #shitmypants.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 18:19 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~20664 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • > Over 99.9% of our pants shitting episodes has been due to spicy sushi. What do you think of that? Me: I think if your pants-shitting is climbing into the 1000’s you might want to reconsider a few more foundational things :hmm: By the way,

    Josh (I fight for the users!)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-02-06 17:36 UTCView post →

  • Ain't dead yet! OMFG Fort Meyers looks like a war zone. I got lucky the gods of metal have shown mercy! Not only on me but my team as a whole. Crack of dawn we be in restoration mode. Internet solid, systems well architected and secured, we

    G. Love@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02022-09-29 17:46 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/shitmypants