#theyareeatingthedogs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #theyareeatingthedogs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 07:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 07:15 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #theyareeatingthedogs.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 07:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~5476 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9)
Avg boosts / post: 4.3
Top of the latest posts
What the fuck? The same "journalists" who chickened out from having jokes at their stupid awards show, are all bleating about how #KingShart has "stood up to Putin." "Trump says... Trump says... Trump says..." Every word out of #FatHitler '
THIS is the picture that should be wallpapering the Internet. @GatekeepKen OP #TheyAreEatingTheDogs #FuckTrump #Rapeupblicans #VoteBlue2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #CouchFucker #FatHitler #GreatPumkin #OrangeJesus #DonaldMcDonald #ShufflesTheClown
If you see something that says #Kamala or #CoachWallz did something horrible, ignore it. It's a lie created by Russian bots and pushed by Trump. Anything. The worse it sounds, the more likely it's not true. Don't let them win. Ignore all th
#theyareeatingthedogs across platforms
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