#couchfucker

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #couchfucker from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:12 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
2
07-27
0
07-28

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:12 UTC
#couchfuckervance
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckersfortrump
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckerenergy
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckermcgillicuddy
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckersucks
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckervp
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#couchfuckers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 18:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2353 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 2.5

Top of the latest posts

  • (Stolen and reposted with AltText) #MitchMcConnell #WeekendAtBernies #GOP #Couchfucker #MikeSmith #USPol #USPolitics

    Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 52026-07-08 00:43 UTCView post →

  • Somebody get a lettuce out for JD.... 🥬 https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-2677074958/ #JDVance #Couchfucker #USPol #USPolitics #LakeLucerne

    Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-06-22 16:26 UTCView post →

  • are you fucking kidding me?🤣🤣🤣 Jizzon Davenport Vance just had an orgasm😅 i'll try to write poetry later; for now i'm still laughing🤣 #Wordle1802 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle #jdvance #couchfucker

    WorldTravelerAll7@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 52026-05-26 17:54 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/couchfucker