#vacationfail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #vacationfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 05:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~17016 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
🚨 OMG! Laura's insulin pump went kaput on vacay! 😱 It's a miracle she survived Santa Fe without her life-supporting gadget. 🙄 Spoiler alert: she lived to blog about it, and we all got a free lesson in vacation planning from a tech fail!
Accidents Happen https://web.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2025/11/09/accidents-happen/
War and Peas – Funny Comics – Funny Webcomic [Unofficial]@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-11-09 13:06 UTCView post →My 5yo, 2yo, wife, and I: *trying to have a nice continental breakfast while on vacation* The TV in the hotel lobby as we eat: "this man was electrocuted for 10 minutes while drowning in a hot tub, here are the excruciating details!" #paren
#vacationfail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #vacationfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/vacationfail