#techfail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #techfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:05 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:05 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2133 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (31) · Dutch (4) · German (2) · Japanese (1) · Catalan (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
“It took nine seconds.” – How an AI wiped out an entire startup Imagine you walk into the office and your entire codebase is gone. Not because of a hacker. Not because of a server crash. But because an AI decided to “solve the problem”—by s
Ah, yes, the pinnacle of modern medicine: Paying a small fortune for a gene-editing miracle only to be stopped by the menacing duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🤦♂️🔬 Because clearly, saving lives is just a matter of browser settings. 🍪💻 h
Anyone else noticing the process of proving you're not a robot got harder recently? Ticking every box that contains a bus/bridge/bike/traffic light was OK, but it's recently turned into a game to guess which boxes a non-human might think co
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